Weekend Wits -- April 22

1) Selena Gomez stated that the most humiliating thing ever to happen to her was being shown on the Kiss Cam with boyfriend Justin Beiber.
2A) It seems to me that tripping upstairs or walking out of the bathroom with toilet paper on your shoe would be more embarrassing than kissing your millionaire boyfriend.

or

2B)Wouldn't posting a video on YouTube for millions of viewers while dancing to Call Me Maybe be more humiliating than kissing your boyfriend?

In honor of Earth Day, I put my paper into the recycling. Turns out, there was food in the bin, so it all was thrown out anyways.

Bill O'Reilly took issue with Glee after this Tuesday's episode which featured a male to female transgender student and two cheerleaders making a sex tape together, saying that Glee encourages children to experiment in alternative lifestyles. What's more devastating is that since the first season, there has been a report about the increase in the amount of children experimenting with wheelchairs and argyle sweaters.

This week, Bill O'Reilly and his guest, Gretchen Carlson, discussed their idea that watching Glee episodes that contain gay and transgender students might encourage children to experiment with alternative lifestyles. Carlson stated, "Now I get to explain this to my 8-year-old, if I want her to see a nice family show with some nice music." Nice music? Apparently she never saw their renditions of Madonna songs.

In honor of Earth Day, the festivities of a residence hall's End of Little 5 celebration only wasted the amount of water to fill one dunk tank, all of the plastic and paper plates from the cookout, and the electricity that ran a bouncy bungee run that only about 20 people used--for four hours.

An Australian Target ad is either hiring models with three arms or Thing from The Addams Family is getting some work on the side of the musical. http://i.imgur.com/Xfc9c.jpg

Robin Gibb woke up from his coma after one week. His first words were, "Stayin' alive. ah-ah-ah-ah. Stayin' Aliiive."

A Wake Forest University research team found that the left-side of a face is typically more attractive than the right-side. Carried over to politics, one can generally say the same. The exception: Ronald Reagan.

In honor of Earth Day, everyone went on with their usual business, not realizing that today is Earth Day.