It was reported this week that Justin Beiber was pulled over in LA by police, which was pretty embarrassing for Justin, because the reason the officer pulled him over was that he thought a 12 year old was driving the car.
The Hunger Games book trilogy is going to be made into four
movies, as Lionsgate announced that the last book, “Mockingjay” will be split
into two films. This really is terrific news, because today’s society, where
children are reportedly more violent, really needs more movies that involve a
game where kids violently kill each other.
During a performance in the UK, Rihanna's wardrobe malfunctioned according to some media outlets. Although, I’m pretty sure this “malfunction”
only revealed just as much skin, or less, as Rihanna’s attire normally does.
During a performance in the UK, Rihanna suffered from a
wardrobe malfunction, which begs the question, “Was ‘Where Have You Been’ a
song for a better costume designer?”
A study conducted by the University of Wisconsin found that
the amount of time spent on Facebook is not linked to causing depression. The
study's sample, however, did not include people who post song lyrics from Adele or “like”
The Notebook and are listed as "single."
On July 18
th, the world will celebrate the first
photograph ever that was posted on the internet. Fortunately, the picture was
not of male genitalia or lolcats. Unfortunately, it is proof that the
90s need
never return.
Alice Van Ness was fired from her job as a yoga instructor
at Facebook’s Menlo Park campus. Van Ness discouraged the use of smart phones
in her class. In Facebook’s defense, the firing is justifable, because students
were unable to check-in to their location when updating their status to, “Totally
focused on yoga. Learning the acrobatic half-moon pose. Namaste” while simultaneously
uploading a photo.
Adam Lambert is reportedly a contender for a potential job
as a judge on American Idol. I’m just glad the show’s getting back to its roots
and finding a judge who will both wear a too-tight black T-shirt and behave in such a way that confuses people.
A man in Pennsylvania was arrested for breaking into a
Subway restaurant and stealing bags of chips. Police found the man by following
a trail of chips that he had dropped. In the man’s defense, he was really
affected by the Hansel and Gretel episode of “Once Upon A Time.”
In Wisconsin, after a waitress brought a man a piece of cake
on his birthday at the request of his friends to cheer him up, the man pulled a
gun out and told them to “back up off me.” In the man’s defense, he was
depressed because he just found out he has celiac disease.
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Writer's note: Apparently, I'm in a defensive mood this week.
